Thursday, November 27, 2008

Mikes View

Catherine Hardwick officially owes me $12.50

All be it the movie wasn't absolutely awful. I did enjoy my movie going experience. I have never laughed so hard. Some elements of the movie were good. The one main part that i believed was really well done wasn't actually in the book and that was the big fight between Edward and James.

The movie was poorly directed in my opinion. The actors weren't directed to their full potential. Edward, instead of looking tortured just looked constipated and what was with Bella. She never closed her mouth when it was getting intense between both of them.

And the part where Edward shows Bella what he looks like in the sun... All i could think was...
"Look at me. I'm A MONSTER ... and look at me sparkle." So funny.

I LOVE Jasper and Alice. They were my favorite part of the movie. Especially when they were killing James and Jasper was dancing around the fire. Love them both.

Would I see the movie again. Well yes i would. I think that I was just in a weird and silly mood when we went and saw it and I would have a different opinion of the movie if I saw it again.

Well, see it for yourself or not i could care either way.

-The Awesome Mike-

TWILIGHT!

So we have a Mikes view and a Jess' view of the movie twilight.

Some insight:

Me and Jess decided to start a book club in which we read books that are being made into movies now. So twilight was our first book. We both enjoyed the book. Upon finishing we went and saw twilight.

We both have our own views on the movie.

-The Awesome Mike and Jess-

So we officially Suck

So yeah...
The title pretty much sums it up.



-The Awesome Mike and Jess-

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Boots

So, Today was our boot adventure. Our adventure to find boots.

We found ourselves down at chinook mall today. Having snowed over night it was soppy and wet out. So our main mission was to find a pair of waterproof boots for the winter.

We walked past aldo and decided not to go in well because its aldo.
We went into Spring and saw some ok stuff.

We took a break from shoes for a second and went into Zara. No sales on but it was kind neat to see what they had that was new.

THEN..
(In order to understand the reason we went to stone ridge I need to tell you this. I looked online for a pair of boots and found a really nice pair of Uggs for men. Only $180 online. Thats not that bad for nice boots...)

OK, so we went to stoneridge and found the boots I wanted to get, $260!!!! Hell no.

So as our journey has made us hungry we stopped by the food court for a poutine, and boy was it good.

We walked down to Payless and saw some but decided that if we were gonna spend that kind of money might as well go to a store that is better. Same price. Why not.

BACK TO SPRING.

I found a pair of boots and jess did as well, however she had to have them order and they are being delivered to the store this week...
We had them delivered there because jess lives in a basement suite.

So not that exciting but a post none the less.

Stay Tuned... Kyla comes this week so there will be some stories to be told.

-The Awesome Mike and Jess-

This is a Pure Mike Blog.

So.
The drastic calgary weather changes... How about them? huh, HUH!?

I do NOT like them. Not one bit. Every time...
ESPECIALLY during winter, as it is so dry, I get damn nose bleeds.

These are no ordinary nose bleeds. Let me tell you. The one that i had tonight, because it decided to snow out of the blue, Was stupid, it started... then it stopped and then... can you guess. THATS RIGHT!!! it started again.. and it was like.. dribble dribble dribble. I held my head back I might have drowned. MAN soooo gross.

I am pretty sure a few of you think so. But ya know what. Cant have an awesome blog without some gross facts... and guess what this is one of those GEEE ROOSSS facts.

Goodnight and ado fair readers.

-The Awesome Mike-

Gross blog to come!

BEWARE

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Awesomeness we refer to as ... KYLA

So...

this of course is a guilt blog. We forgot to mention that our dear friend Kyla is coming to visit. Jess and kyla are attending the New Kids On The Block Concert.

Now if you want to hear a story that is one you should read. It will be posted IMMEDIATLEY the day after the show.

Now for those of you who read this... be warned now that anything to do with kyla might be CRAZY.

You see, she is that kind of person. She is a teacher and is still in her prime. So i mean.. teaching must be boring as it is and she must feel the need to PARTY HARD!

*take what is being said with a grain of salt as it is early in the am, and i am just rambling. Like i said this is a guilt post because SOMEONE made me feel bad *you know who you are

-The Awesome Mike and Jess-

Friday, November 14, 2008

Holy Man Its Been a While

So, I totally got side tracked this week and completely forgot I had one of these.

So the Roadhouse... apart from warding off creepy guys away from Jess and the claudia... it wasn't bad. The music was good. Claudia got a boob shot. Jess and Claudia had a drink spilled on them. Yada Yada yada.
It was a club.

So whats new in the World of awesome...
Well, i don't know. Nothing really interesting has come up. We haven't been on an adventure in ages. Lets see what happens this Sunday. We both have the day off from our place of employment, which sadly enough is the same place.

Oooo, Some news. Our friend Kurt is coming down next weekend... so some stories will come out of that.

-The Awesome Mike and Jess-

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Roadhouse ?

Well. Tonight We venture to place not yet known to us.

We are going to the Roadhouse with a friend of ours. Claudia.
Well having heard what we have heard about the Roadhouse we are skeptical.
Claudia swears it to be aweosme.... We shall see.

Once this chapter of our adventure comes to an end we shall post our experience and what
we actually though of "The Roadhouse" (yes i put that in quotations, suck it up)

--The Awesome Mike and Jess--

Sunday, November 2, 2008

The Perfect Food Combination

On our Adventure the other day we found ourselves at "Chili's". Not knowing what we wanted we sat down and looked through the menu with uncertainty. In the end we ended up ordering an order of Chili Cheese Fries and the Chocolate Brownie Dessert.

Well let me tell you. It was rather ... well to put it ... Awesome

it had everything you needed to tickle your taste buds.

It was:
Cold / Hot
Sweet / Salty
Spicy / Sweet

Of course to obtain this plethora of sensations you need to alternate back and forth from each dish.

Give it a try. Order the complete opposites and have them both at the same time.

--The Awesome Mike and Jess--

Fair Warning

video blogs to come...

Hi Five

*hi Five*

So we have succeeded in step one of our totally awesome plan to turn our views and expressions, rants and raves, confessions and denials etc, etc, etc... into a book.

Yes we realize that this may be an irrational dream. But it doesn't matter. Because at least we have dreams.

So as we set out on this awesome adventure. This EPIC adventure in our sub standard lives we will do our best to keep you posted of any events that we find of importance and if it doesn't seem important to you please support us!

--The Awesome Mike and Jess--